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Try to explain women
A
man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.
"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".
"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so
pretty?"
GOD says, "So you would like them."
"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them
so beautiful?"
"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.
The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did
you make them such airheads?"
GOD says, "So they would love you!"
The top ten reasons why the
television is better than
the World Wide Web
10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV
channels.
9. When was the
last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a
"Error 404" message?
8. There are fewer
grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV.
7. The family never
argues over which Web site to visit this evening.
6. A remote control
has fewer buttons than a keyboard.
5. Even the worst
TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under
Construction" sign.
4. Seinfeld never slows
down when a lot of people tune in.
3. You just can't find
those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.
2. Set-top boxes don't
beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.
1. You can't surf the Web
from a couch with a beer in one hand and
Doritos in the other.
I just had a dream about it
A young woman was taking an
afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I
just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's
day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it
to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book
entitled "The meaning of dreams".
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